Today is the last episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show and I am so torn up about it! Like so many women (and a few men) I have fallen under the delusion that Oprah is my friend and the prospect of life without my BFF is totally depressing. But at least I have the finale, hopefully she will reveal her secret polyamorous relationship with Gayle and Stedman. Or maybe she will find a way to bring Michael Jackson or Princess Di back from the dead for one last interview. I wouldn't put it past her. She made Anna Wintour smile and that, my friends, is magic.