Try as I may, I can't pass up the opportunity to weigh in on the fashions at the Golden Globes last night. Helena Bonham Carter, Tilda Swinton, and Justin Bieber were my faves, everyone else looked like they walked straight off an episode of Dynasty and not in a good way. Angelina and J.Lo were giving me major Alexis and Krystle vibes, respectively. Julianne Moore looked great but she still had a Dynasty vibe. Or maybe it's more of an Angelica Huston at the 1985 Oscars vibe. I can't tell. Either way, it's so weird that celebrities choose to dress like this. Don't they realize how boring they are? I wish that Helena Bonham Carter, Lauren Hutton, Diane Keaton, and Cher were required to attend every single awards ceremony.