Thursday, July 22, 2010

Style Sightings

I'm not proud of the fact that I sporadically binge on People of Walmart (usually at around 4AM) but I have to say, some people on that site actually have really good style...

Like this chick. She could be the 5th member of the B-52's.

Two words: PANTS LAYERING. That is some innovative shit. Only this dude and Susie Bubble could pull that off.

This looks like something that Erin Wasson would wear. Or possibly Madonna during that unsettling cowboy phase.

I'm pretty sure that I've worn this outfit.

This guy is just cool. And I love that he's buying more beads.

I bet this looks like Comme des Garcons after a few bottles of Boone's.

Is this the Mission district circa 1978? No, just Walmart.

I don't know what I love more, the Cher jacket or a man with a cart full of Diet Pepsi.

Why is "Beauty School Dropout" suddenly in my head?


WendyB said...

#1 is pretty high class for that site.

SwanDiamondRose said...

wow. impressive.

haley said...

chelsea, this is your old neighbor, haley, katie's bff. i fucking love your blog. i read it all the time. because of posts like this. good job. HA!

Christina said...

I know they saaaay they're not affiliated with Walmart, but I disagree. Walmart was outed a few years ago as being behind a roadtrip blog about a couple driving across the US and sleeping in Walmart parking lots.

They're on some weird, reverse-psychology next level marketing. And it's terrifying.

p.s. I love your blog!

m.bardeaux said...

chelsea: i'm 100% sure you've worn that outfit. awesome post, i seriously cannot stop laughing at bead man buying more beads. ahhhhh.

christina: that is so super creepy, i wouldn't be surprised!

Chelsea said...

Hey Haley, that is so sweet of you! Glad you like the blog. God, you got out of that building just in time, the people upstairs from me were even crazier than that batshit crazy chick downstairs. I had to get out of there!

Christina- whoa, Walmart is even creepier than I thought! But weirdly inventive.

LuxiRare said...

Just had to twitter this post. I finally understand the epic proportions of this wal mart outfit website.

yuri_nahl said...

If you see a motherfucker with size 20 bib overalls on, he or she may have all their belongings stuffed into their very overalls. In this way, all your shit is under control unless it falls out the bottom of your trouser legs. Although if you are actually wearing size 20 bibs, you are probablu fucked anyway, so don't loose too much sleep over it. On the other hand, if you have found a pair of size 40 waist jeans, and you have ripped a piece of piping off a mattress to tie the belt-loops together so they won't fall off youf size 3 ass, that means you are me and have traveled through space and time in order to re-live a fun era. Then you are still fucked if you end up doing your duty. Instead, just dedicate your life to fucking around , having sex, and shit like that.

Chelsea said...

yeah man, totally

Shannon said...

ok the comme de mardi gras one has some killer leopard boots on... gimme!

Jackson said...

oh dear god. what a goldmine of sartorial splendor. BTW Chelsea, there is an optics shop on 1st ave near 10th st with a giant mural of Anna Nicole Smith that makes me think of you every time I pass it.

Chelsea said...

Jackson-THAT SOUNDS SO AMAZING! I will definitely have to make a pilgrimage there. I think of you whenever I see a lithe male torso covered in multicolored goo.

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Erika said...

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DailyDoseOfAloha said...

you are totally right about the erin wasson outfit... pretty interesting post!


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Tours of the Vatican said...

Oh, this is my favorite post of yours. Please put up more style sightings.