Everyone seems to be jumping on the cats-as-accessories bandwagon these days, even Teen Vogue! Cat Party hereby encourages all our readers to start carrying their cats around in tote bags. This might seem like a cruel thing to do but cats are bored all the time, that's why they sleep a lot. They're depressed and all they really want is to chill in your tote bag while you run errands and stop for coffee. Some kitty qualudes might help to sedate the frisky ones...just kidding, please don't give your cats drugs and force them to go shopping with you!