Nunsploitation

Because nothing says "I'm married to the lord" like a latex habit, a Balenciaga statement hat, and Celine bitch boots. This photo is from the current issue of W, which is totally worth buying. Photo by Steven Klein, styling by Edward Enninful. 

Green Pink Caviar

Is this more or less creepy than the Britney Spears video that I posted last week? You been the judge. 

Flowerbomb

My quality of life would be severely diminished without the near-constant presence of roses. I love getting an obscene amount of cheap ones from street vendors and decking out my apartment like a Ziegfeld girls' dressing room. I love sleeping with a fluorescent rose print duvet cover and wearing rose print dresses with a spritz of Comme des Garçons' Rose. I also enjoy drinking copious amounts of sparkling rosé while watching Charlie Rose reruns on the internet at 2AM, but I digress. Roses were all over the Fall collections—the good ones anyway. At Marc Jacobs and Alexander McQueen they took the form of heavily embellished gowns. Balmain and Dolce & Gabbana presented eerily similar needlepoint motifs and Comme des Garçons absolutely killed it with their characteristically forward rose print coats. God I can't wait until all of these roses trickle down to Zara and H&M. 

The runway photos are from vogue.com which is totally kicking style.com's ass in terms of image quality and overall functionality. The photos of actual roses are by David Sims from the lovely Visionaire #40: Roses.

Spring Realness

Something Else Moonstone Frames / Karen Walker Bird Boat Pants / OLO Dafne Perfume

It's Britney Bitch!

This is art. via Jezebel

Time is never time at all

Walking by the Jil Sander store every morning on my way to work is a privilage that I do not take for granted. Raf Simons' final collection for the brand was absolutely flawless, plus they played the Smashing Pumpkins during the finale! I think my heart just melted.

Photos from Vogue.com, video from The Sartorialist

Out of the Blue

I've always been envious of Chloe Sevigny's wardrobe (who hasn't?) but now that I know that she owns the denim jacket that Linda Manz wore in Out of the Blue I'm seething with jealousy. The screenshot of Chloe is from a video series that she did for Opening Ceremony recently, watch them all here. 

Killer Queen

First Aileen Wuronos and now this bitch? Charlize Theron is the best villan ever.